UK - CRO Vic

[Vic Maher]

Stef se je napil i cita u Vecernjaku, kak nas Englezi zezaju. I nemre vise izdrzati, pa nazove Blaira i objavi mu rat.

Blair ga pita: " Jeste li sigurni Vi Hrvati da mozete protiv nas, ja ima spremnu vojsku od 200, 000. A koliko Vas ima?"

Stef odgovori: "Ima nas pet: ja, Joza, Zvono, Pimpek i Mali, ali sutra nas bude vise"

I ponovno sutra razgovor. Blair kaze: "Sada mogu mobilizirati 500,000 vojnika, a Vi?"

Stef odgovori da ako obidje sve gostione, mozda deset, ali i dalje inzistira na ratu.

I tako trece veceri, ponovno razgovor. Blair kaze: "Sada mogu mobilizirati 1 miljun vojnika. Jos uvijek hocete rat?"

Stef malo misli, pa kaze: "Od rata nista gospon Premijer, pa kak bi mi Hrvati mogli nahraniti 1 miljun ZAROBLJENIKA!"

[Andza Vlajina]

Pa nes ti ingleze naranit je lako. Sta oni jidu vise popiju piva.

[Mala]

Dobar vic, ima li jos koji!

[Tom]

While waiting for the Carla del Ponte press conference to begin, the reporter approached a man standing alone in a corner.

"So," said the journalist, "have you heard the latest joke about dumb Carla?


The man pinned him with a steely gaze, "Before you tell it, I should inform you that I am proud to work for the Mrs. del Ponte


"Thanks for the warning," rejoined the reporter. "I'll tell it slowly and explain it for you then."

[Tom]

Four Zagreb surgeons were taking a coffe break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."

The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."


The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.


The fourth one said, "I like to operate on CRO politicians. They're heartless spineless, gutless, and their heads and their ass are interchangable."